Deuces.

A good friend of mine recently left the queen city to go to school on a vineyard.  He has a blog that I don’t think is that funny but I laugh at to humor him and hopefully get free concert tickets out of it occasionally…

(JOKING AV)

He actually is really funny, but maybe too smart for my blonde brain. Check it out here—>–>->>—->> http://blogdontlie.blogspot.com/

Anyway, I am taking from his book and leaving for a less glamorous place across the pond in a little less than a month.  He thought it was necessary to make a bucket list of all the things you can only do in the Queen City, for instance, I know where I am headed I don’t need two hands to count all the places I need to get hot dogs.

Alas:

(-) chicken + waffles at taste of belgium.

(-) see Jay Lame sing karaoke

(-) party at Jordan Keller’s brand spanking new apartment in the beer district

(-) pedal wagon

(-) swim in a pool of skyline cheese

(-) splash through Washington Park. This is serious, please contact me if you are willing to partake.

(-) finish Atlas Shrugged for it will not fit in my already overcrowded Samsonite

(-) Eli’s and have one truly effin’ American meal

If you feel the need to be reminded of what I look like before I venture afar with a one way ticket, you’ll find me at one of these fine places.

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Deuces.

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The Fourth of July is my favorite holiday for a couple of reasons.

1. It doesn’t mess around with trying to make you remember when it is; fourth-of-july.

2. It celebrates eating hot dogs, which is something I rarely get a pat on the back for.

3. Everyone is tan in the photos they take of it, so when you are nostalgically look at photos from this holiday you don’t cringe thinking “Wow, I should have left that scarf completely covering my face!”

I could go on, but I think the music my super-American friends picked out describe my feelings toward it a little better….

Hunter picked-

  • American- Macklemore
  • Party in the U.S.A.- Miley Cyrus
  • America, Fuck Yeah!- Team America: World Police
  • I Am A Real American- Rick Derringer

Brianna-

  • Ohio- Neil Young
  • Ophelia- The Band
  • Free- Zac Brown Band

Joe-

  • Jimi Hendrix- National Anthem
  • Small Town- John Mellencamp
  • Fortunate Son- Creedence Clearwater Revival
  • Mountain Music- Alabama

Go get a PBR, crank it up, and love on that Red, White, and Blue!

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